Chocolate doesn't care how many pieces you've eaten before

Chocolate doesn't secretly want to be eaten by your best friend

Chocolate won't ask "Am i the best?" or "How was it?"

Chocolate always smells good

It doesnt sulk when you don't want it in the morning

Chocolate are easy to pick up

Chocolate doesn't mind what time of the month it is

You can suck a piece of chocolate even in front of your mother

Chocolate still satisfies even when it has gone soft

Chocolate never leaves a bad taste in your mouth

With chocolates, size doesn't really matter. Its always good

You don't mind the brown stain left behind by chocolates

Chocolate doesn't mind if you bite its nuts

With chocolates, you don't have to be a virgin more than once

Chocolate doesn't wear white socks (condom)

You can have more than one chocolate a night without ruining your reputation